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‘Liberal Fascism’ comes to Provincetown as school apologizes for trying to give condoms to first graders
UPDATE: The superintendent of a Massachusetts school district is apologizing to parents for what she calls a misunderstanding over a sex education policy that as written, would have applied to both high school More...
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Donald Duck charged with drunken driving
Police in Ohio say the fifth arrest of a “frequent flier” named Donald Duck on drunken driving charges is nothing to quack at. The Massillon Police Department said Donald Norman Duck, 51, who has four More...
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Mrs. Gencarelli praises ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ which will make fans happy
Now I want to warn you, I am not a ‘MovieMike’ but I am the wife of a ‘MovieMike’. I was lucky enough to see “Eclipse” and am so excited to get to write a review about it! My husband, Mike G. brought More...
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Tommy Lee Jones joins ‘Captain America’ film
Marvel Studios announced today that Oscar® winning actor Tommy Lee Jones has been cast to star as US Army Colonel Chester Phillips in the studio’s highly anticipated movie CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER opposite More...
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EPA, Coast Guard delay skimmer deployment
EPA, Coast Guard delay skimmer deployment In yet another example of government bureaucracy acting in defiance of all logic and common sense, the Florida Pundit (check out the photo) reported Sunday that the Taiwanese-owned, More...
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Police: Woman found unconscious in puddle of vomit after huffing dust remover
A 27-year-old Naples woman is facing a misdemeanor charge after police say they found her unconscious in a puddle of her own vomit after huffing dust remover late last week. Elizabeth Ann Mckeever, of the 1100 block More...
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Stephanie Ragusa Sentenced to 10 Years in Teacher Sex Scandal
A Florida teacher who had sex with two different minor students was finally sentenced this week. Stepheanie Ragusa Stephanie Ragusa was sentenced to 10 years in prison for having sex with three teenage students. More...
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Tim Burton Back on Track With ‘The Addams Family’
MovieMikes posted back in March, that Tim Burton was planning to reboot “The Addams Family” in 3D using stop-motion animation. The next day MTV got in touch with Burton’s reps who said, “There is no truth More...
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Supreme Court rules against Chicago gun ban, affirms the second amendment
The Supreme Court reversed a ruling upholding Chicago’s ban today, confirming the rights of the 2nd Amendment as a nationwide protection against laws that infringe the “right to keep and bear arms.” The More...
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Toxins found in sperm whales could warn of dangerous seafood for humans
Sperm whales feeding even in the most remote reaches of Earth’s oceans have built up stunningly high levels of toxic and heavy metals, according to American scientists, who say this could translate to dangers More...
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Movie Review of ‘Despicable Me’: Steve Carell’s Gru is great in predictable film
The Jones Family Review of “Despicable Me” Right in the center of a normal neighborhood, in normal suburbia, sits an odd house with a dried out lawn and large spires. Inside is the secret lair of an More...
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Tom Woods speaks out: America, you should be taking notes!
How much longer do we intend to be suckers? When Nancy Pelosi was asked where in the Constitution she found the authority for a federal health-care mandate, she replied, incredulously, “Are you serious? Are you More...
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Wisconsin blastomycosis outbreak attracts CDC investigators
Since the beginning of the year, the Marathon County health department in Wisconsin has reported 32 cases of the fungal disease, blastomycosis, averaging about one case a week. To help in the investigation of this More...
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Calgary mourns boy’s train death
Family of a boy killed after slipping between a C-Train and platform are too distraught to be questioned by police trying to determine how the tragedy unfolded. Small tokens of sympathy, including pink carnations More...
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Nathan Fillion and Eva Longoria rumored to be Ant-Man and the Wasp in ‘The Avengers,’ but is it true
Nathan Fillion looks like a sure-thing to play Ant-Man in the upcoming “Avengers” film. He has a good luck charm on his side, Joss Whedon, whom he worked with on “Firefly” and “Serenity”. More...
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Arizona restaurant serving lion meat burgers
An Arizona restaurant owner dreamed up a novelty meal to give customers a South African experience during the World Cup. But serving burgers made with African lion meat has generated protests. The MSNBC reports More...
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Louisiana Prayer Day Just Adds To List Of Comedy Central Ridicule
As the Louisiana State Senate designated Sunday as a day of prayer to seek God’s intervention to stop the oil leak, Comedy Central was eager to with more rigorous attacks on Christians and God. Senator Robert More...
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How US Military Supremacy is a Soviet-Style Poison Pill
The federal budget has swelled to over $3 trillion and the $700+ billion per year military has been a target of Democrats and liberals in the war weary America after the Bush administration. A Rocky Vega article More...
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Eminem Sucks
Yeah that’s right I said it. With the upcoming release of his new album “Recovery” hitting shelves this Monday I am beginning to feel as though I am the only person not excited about this thing. More...
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Movie Mikes Review of ‘Toy Story 3’
MOVIE MIKES SCORE: 4 out of 4 stars By: Mike Gencarelli For those who haven’t seen this movie yet, What are you doing? “Toy Story 3″ has everything a movie needs plus more. Easily the best summer More...