Published On: Thu, Feb 24th, 2011

Jerry Patterson, drunk Arkansas man who urinated on food at Kroger

Police arrested Jerry Patterson, a man who allegedly caused quite a disturbance earlier this week when he urinated on food inside a Kroger grocery store in North Little Rock, Arkansas.

Feel free to insert you “clean up aisle” joke as the truth is much stranger than fiction.

Patterson, 58, ended up in jail as the report states that “Police say he was drunk at the time.”

MSNBC report: “Kroger managers told officers the man urinated on $500 worth of chicken and also ate a large package of ham, according to the incident report.”

Patterson’s new wrap sheet now includes public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief.


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