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Published On: Thu, Apr 4th, 2013

Florida man, Felix Lockett, high on pot and formaldehyde, dances in the street naked after car crash

Florida police responding to a single-car crash Wednesday morning say they found a 34-year-old stoned on a combination of marijuana and formaldehyde, and dancing naked in the street in Orange County, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

Felix Lockett

Felix Lockett

“The man, he was naked. Nothing on, I mean nothing,” witness Trudy Lane told CF News 13. “He had the music in the car playing real loud and he was whamming, whamming on the car, like he was beating to the sound of the music.”

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper and two Orange County deputies were overwhelmed by chemical fumes coming from the cabin of Felix Lockett’s car.

“Upon entering the vehicle, they started feeling ill – nausea, headache, vomiting. A couple of other deputies were on scene to assist that trooper. All three were transported to the hospital,” Orange County Fire Department spokesman John Mulhall told the station.

Lockett made the situation worse when he disrobed and began dancing.

Officials determined that the offending chemical was formaldehyde.

Lockett allegedly admitted that he had been smoking marijuana laced with the preservative found in many biology classes.

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  1. maus says:

    He’s doing it wrong

  2. trout says:

    Saying he was “high on pot and formaldehyde” is like saying he “got fat from celery and cheesecake”

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