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Published On: Wed, Jun 7th, 2017

Bill Maher Quotes

 

I would have to say that things do seem to be getting worse and they seem to be getting worse because – sorry to say it – people get stupider and stupider every election cycle. … They think offshore drilling is going to lower the price of gas and they think Obama, the black guy from the single mother, somehow is the elitist. – August 15, 2008

Do you think the Republicans in general have a problem with race? I mean I would never say that all Republicans are racist — that’s ridiculous and wrong — but if you’re a racist in America today you’re probably a Republican. Is that a fair comment? – 2008 Maher to Joe Scarborough who replied: “No, probably not a fair comment” before responding with an example.

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. If you look at it logically, it’s something that was drilled into your head when you were a small child. It certainly was drilled into mine at that age. And you really can’t be responsible when you are a kid for what adults put into your head. – February 16, 2005

Why couldn’t, uh, why couldn’t have (Rush Limbaugh) croaked from it instead of Heath Ledger? – February 8, 2008

At least half of the [Ten] Commandments are stupid! – January, 2008
(see pic at left)

Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need. But I’m not an atheist, no.  – February 16, 2007
We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from two thousand miles away. That’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly. – September 17, 2001
The right wing is upset about [the movie ‘Million Dollar Baby’] because it’s about euthanasia. It’s about mercy killing. And it just makes me laugh because Clint Eastwood in his movies has killed about five million people, most of them with a knife or with his bare hands. – February 25, 2005
You know, this country is, I’ve said this before, I’m going to keep saying it, it’s a pitiful, helpless giant. Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention. – August 28, 2006 on Larry King Live (see pic to the left)
Crazy people who still think the government brought down the Twin Towers in a controlled explosion have to stop pretending that I’m the one who’s being naïve. How big a lunatic do you have to be to watch two giant airliners packed with jet fuel slam into buildings on live TV, igniting a massive inferno that burned for two hours, and then think, well, if you believe that was the cause… Stop asking me to raise this ridiculous topic on the show and start asking your doctor if Paxil is right for you  – September 14, 2007

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