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Bill Maher Quotes

He is a terrible negotiator – does he not even know a Jew? – April 8, 2011, discussing Obama’s budget efforts

Obama said this week, I heard him a couple of times saying, “You know what? We met the Republicans what they asked, and then we gave them more.” That’s like your lawyer saying to you, “You know, I went into the chambers with the judge and the prosecutor, and my first offer was 40 years to life for you. And I think I can get your tailgating charge moved up to manslaughter. And that’s my first offer.” What is wrong with these people? He is a terrible negotiator. Does he not even know a Jew? – April 8, 2011, discussing Obama’s budget efforts

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53% of Americans now support it, which means that 47% of Americans are a–holes! – April 1, 2011 discussing gay marriage


“You should be laughed at if you think…I’m sorry, if you don’t understand humans and monkeys came from a common anscester.That is reasonable in the 21st century.  – January 27, 2011 responding to Rep. Jack Kingston who claims not to believe in evolution.

I’m just thrilled the Tea Bagger didn’t say we’re 6000 years old. – January 27, 2011 responding to Will Cain’s comments during an attack on Rep. Jack Kingston’s statements on evolution and climate change.

So once he started backing off “Worst Persons of the World” the show went “downhill” …it’s really is all downhill. (Rachel Maddow comments how he ended it and brought it back) The parentheses that you really don’t mean it…you know what…stop organizing life around the people who don’t get the joke,” he said. “F–k them if they don’t get a joke. – January 21, 2011 discussing Keith Olbermann’s abrupt exit from MSNBC


The NRA should just change their name to the ‘Assassin’s Lobby’. – January 12, 2010 “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno, discussing the Arizona shooting of Congresswoman Giffords, killing 6 and injuring 14.

If you love guns, just admit it — like it’s a vice. It’s like alcohol or drugs or sex addiction or gambling… It’s not good for you or anyone else, but you like it. – January 12, 2010 “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno, discussing the Arizona shooting of Congresswoman Giffords, killing 6 and injuring 14.

Bill Maher discussing Democrats loss in midterm election on November 4, 2010 Broadcast (video below)

[The blue dogs] lost on Tuesday. Those [Democrats] who said, “You know what? I’m not with Obama. I disavow him, even though he’s my president in my party.” They lost….

What does that tell you? You know, it tells me that this election was lost when Obama didn’t back the public option. To me, that was the one key thing that said to the people – You know what? This is no different than the Al Gore Democrats, the old Al Gore playbook. “Let’s run from our achievements. And let’s not stand for what we believe in.”

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