Published On: Wed, Jun 7th, 2017

Bill Maher Quotes

If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you’re a dumbass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you’re a Republican…Yes, Republican base, you are just like that jury. It is pathetically clear who’s killing the middle class, but you keep letting them get away with murder. – July 9, 2011 Video Below

Kim Kardashian is upset with Casey Anthony verdict? Ur father defended O.J.! Starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off. – July 6, 2011 in response to Kardashian’s tweet “WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!I am speechless!!!”

I think anybody could be president in this dumb f***in’ country. – June 3, 2011 (Read more here)

This could be a teaching moment, could it not for the teabaggers? Or maybe all of America — who don’t understand that socialism doesn’t mean we’re going to come to your house and make you work on a collective farm. You know, in Europe, socialism is just another political party and it doesn’t mean that we’re against making a profit. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals and prisons, and the military, schools — and things that should not be run for profit. – May 22, 2011 discussing the rape scandal with the IMF chief

Andrew Dice Clay. For decades, he’s been called a misogynist, racist, and homophobic — or what Republican primary voters call a good start. He was inexplicably popular at the same time Ronald Reagan was inexplicably popular, and speaks in a vernacular that the Republican base understands – nursery rhymes. – May 20, 2011 HBO Real Time with Bill Maher

Analyzing the Republican 2012 potential candidates on May 17, 2011 Hardball with Chris Matthews:

The US is a non-sophisticated society: “”We are a childish country and if somebody has their peepee in the news, then it’s going to be a top story for a lot of people.”

They are going to have to nominate some, just empty suit like Pawlenty with a frothing loon like Michele Bachmann.

I mean, many people never accepted Bill Clinton because they said things like “if he cheats on his wife, what would he do to the country?” You know like he is going to start working for Belgium instead of us. You know, they conflate cheating in your personal life or somehow being immoral.

Re: Newt Gingrich can win?

No. Of course not. Because first of all, people don’t want to look at him for very good reason. I mean, that’s not often said out loud. He’s ugly inside and what’s not mentioned is that he’s ugly outside.”

You know my theory about him?” Matthews asked his guest. “He can’t be the Devil because he looks like the Devil. The Devil is supposed to look like Marilyn Monroe.

John Edwards had a child with his mistress, left his wife when she had cancer,” Maher said. “Newt Gingrich did the same thing. How come John Edwards is the worst man ever and Newt Gingrich gets to run for President?”

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