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Published On: Mon, Apr 30th, 2012

Bill Maher compares Rick Santorum to Norman Bates, says he’s sexually repressed?

Bill Maher on Friday took a disgusting shot at former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum.

In his final bit on HBO’s Real Time, the perilously liberal host said of the former Pennsylvania Senator, “I never worried Rick would have an affair. I worried he’d dress up as his mother and kill women in a motel”

 I can’t help but think that if an alien landed in America tomorrow, the first thing he would say would be, well, the first thing he would say would, “Hey, Mitt Romney, great to see you again. How’s that human exoskeleton holding up?”

But after that, the alien would say, “Is there no end to your childish fixation with peepees and weewees?”
Even Rick Santorum was fascinating to us because of sex, albeit in reverse – that someone could be that sexually repressed, because I must admit, I never worried Rick would have an affair. I worried he’d dress up as his mother and kill women in a motel.

The allegedly sexually repressed Santorum has 8 children — makes perfect sense?!?!?

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