Joy Behar Quotes
“…A bumble bee with a drinking problem…Holy Moly, who wears yellow? I’ve never seen a Queen wearing yellow, she looks like a taxi cab keep that meter running Queenie.” – Apirl 29, 2011 discussing the Queen of England at the Royal Wedding
What about the schmatte on her head, it was very nun like — very Mother Teresa I thought. – April 29, 2011 discussing Kate Middleton’s dress
I give Sarah Palin credit. She’s out of favor. She’s out of the limelight. And then, suddenly, she’s back like jock itch, and just as snarky as ever. – April 28, 2011 Joy Behar Show on HLN
Well, she learned, I think that she learned from being on Saturday Night Live that the way to reconstruct your image is to take the joke on yourself. But all she’s doing is reminding us that she’s illiterate. – April 28, 2011 Joy Behar Show on HLN
Did you also try to find out if the tooth fairy has a birth certificate? – April 25, 2011 interrupting Elizabeth Hasselbeck discussing serving as the Tooth Fairy for her kids
It’s ironic, though, because poor white people, poor black people are the ones who are oppressed by the right wing in this country, but they don’t seem to get that. They vote against their own interests all the time. – April 12, 2011 HLN broadcast, with comedian Baratunde Thurston had just cited the Mississippi state secession charter as evidence that slavery really was the primary cause of the war, and then suggested that the Republican Party oppresses the poor in modern times.
Do you think this Constitution-loving is getting out of hand? – on reading the Constitution on the House floor, January 2011
