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Published On: Wed, Apr 2nd, 2014

Get rich quick scheme: Sacrifice your penis and toes to a hyena

Chamangeni Zulu of Malawi learned the hard way–Going to a witch doctor to learn how to get rich can end in extreme trauma.

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Zulu wanted so bad to become rich, he followed the following instructions from the healer–Sacrifice some unspecified body parts to a hyena.

He describes the event as follows:

“I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.
“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,” he said in his Chewa dialect.

“Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,” he said.

Doctors say despite losing three toes and his penis to a ravenous hyena, he has since been discharged from the hospital.

 

 

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