Bowen’s Botches and Bodyslams: WWE Smackdown Live Results and Review May 29 2018
Tonight’s Smackdown Live comes from the PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina. The card features the final Qualifying Match for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match between Daniel Bryan and Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe In The Ring Show Opener
Joe walks with purpose to the ring area and immediately pulls a ladder from under the ring, sets it up in the middle of the ring, climbs to the top and retrieves the Money In The Bank briefcase. Joe then cuts a tremendous promo putting the Smackdown Live roster on notice, then going after Daniel Bryan, mentioning his wife and daughter. This brings Bryan out to confront Joe and let him know he will not tolerate his family being brought into this, and they don’t have to wait for the main event. As Bryan enters the ring, Big Cass comes out in a suit and on a crutch. He tells them how juvenile this is and that their match isn’t happening, because it will be Big Cass vs. Samoa Joe for the final place in the MitB match when he is cleared. And he’s cleared now, then hits Joe with the crutch. Bryan attacks Cass with Yes Kicks in the corner, but Cass whips Bryan to the opposite corner where Joe had placed the ladder. Big Cass stands in the middle of the ring holding the Money In The Bank briefcase.
The future? #SDLive #MITB @SamoaJoe pic.twitter.com/7xilR3wQ5u
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 30, 2018
“I want you to jump on cell phone. I want you to call your wife Brie… and I want her to tell Birdie that your daddy will be home from #MITB, but he won’t be the same man!” @SamoaJoe crossed the line and now @WWEDanielBryan is here to confront him! #SDLive pic.twitter.com/7a9zDOnlXp
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
It seems @BigCassWWE is medically cleared to compete on #SDLive, that could mean VERY bad things for @WWEDanielBryan…AND @SamoaJoe for that matter! pic.twitter.com/8qWcVpxnvC
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Samoa Joe is just fantastic on the mic. Intelligent, intimidating, and completely natural. The whole “don’t bring my family into this” is trite, but it is so because it works and is relatable. Which is why it makes sense for Daniel Bryan and doesn’t come off as lame as that angle often does. Big Cass’ surprise attack came off well, even though the end of his promo seemed like an afterthought.
General Manager Paige Backstage
Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville catch Paige working backstage and throw her mistakes in her face, saying she is giving opportunities to people undeserving like Asuka. Paige reminds them she was undefeated for two and a half years, and Mandy Rose will see first hand when she faces Asuka tonight. Renee Young catches Paige next and asked about tonight’s MitB qualifying match. Paige says she didn’t know Joe would hijack the show or appreciate Cass speaking for her. But she does appreciate the passion, and the only fair way to deal with this is to make tonight’s main event a triple threat, adding Big Cass.
.@WWE_MandyRose better get ready, because she’s facing the one and only @WWEAsuka TONIGHT! #SDLive @SonyaDevilleWWE @RealPaigeWWE pic.twitter.com/i4GV8zwkRR
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
NO ONE speaks for @RealPaigeWWE! Straight from the #SDLive GM’s mouth, it’ll be @BigCassWWE vs. @SamoaJoe vs. @WWEDanielBryan in a #MITB Qualifying Match TONIGHT! pic.twitter.com/QalHH7kCfx
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Paige is taking charge as General Manager. I’m not keen on her turning against her girls from Absolution, but she is definitely getting more comfortable in her role.
The count of TEN or The #Perfect10?@ShinsukeN goes one-on-one with @WWEDillinger… NEXT! pic.twitter.com/nqbMm8crws
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Tye Dillinger
Shinsuke Nakamura hits the Kinshasa and pin for the victory. Nakamura hits Dillinger with a second Kinshasa from behind after the match.
From social media, to IRL… @WWEDillinger battles @ShinsukeN RIGHT NOW on @USA_Network! #SDLive pic.twitter.com/YRJhCtzyex
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 30, 2018
When @WWEDillinger gets up before the count of… pic.twitter.com/oWHPh0JajR
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 30, 2018
Not the 10-count @WWEDillinger was hoping for tonight…#SDLive @ShinsukeN pic.twitter.com/GiO75dIc3Z
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Shinsuke Nakamura has turned into the Count from Sesame Street, obsessed with counting to ten. It’s funnier than I first thought. Putting him up against Dillinger was perfect, and playing it out on social media first worked. The match was decent, but Dillinger was there to put Nakamura over and wasn’t there to look good. These two could put on a barnburner if they had the chance. Tonight wasn’t that chance.
Aj Styles Backstage Interview
#WWEChampion @AJStylesOrg has no doubt that the #LastManStanding at @WWE #MITB will be… PHENOMENAL. #SDLive pic.twitter.com/yaQoXtwYN1
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Styles was smooth and natural, and had the swagger that shows why he is the WWE Champion.
Lana with Rusev and Aiden English vs. Naomi with Jimmy and Jey Uso in a Dance Off
Lana attacks Naomi After Losing (?) the Dance-Off. The four men start fighting and The Usos and Naomi Control the Ring.
Those BALLET skills coming into play! #SDLive #DanceOff @LanaWWE pic.twitter.com/G7xJ05iuLd
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Backup in the #DanceOff? @NaomiWWE‘s got that ON LOCK! #SDLive #DanceOff @WWEUsos pic.twitter.com/c1pgwe0mdN
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
The #RavishingRussian @LanaWWE may have gotten SERVED in the #DanceOff against @NaomiWWE, and she did NOT appreciate it… #SDLive pic.twitter.com/C2EOIOY64N
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Botch – The crowd was into it but it didn’t make any sense. There was no build-up, on social media or otherwise, for a dance off. A mixed tag match would have made more sense. Maybe WWE is trying to lean on Lana’s strengths and try not to expose her weaknesses, so this was the best thing they had. But considering some of what has been aired lately, I guess this was one of the better non-wrestling segments. It just seems like the women aren’t really getting to show how well they can truly dance here, so why bother? And was there actually a winner?
Pancakes, blindfolds, karate chops, OH MY! @mikethemiz @WWESheamus & @WWECesaro collide with @XavierWoodsPhD @TrueKofi @WWEBigE NEXT on #SDLive! pic.twitter.com/A6bSsGtr2L
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
The New Day vs. The Miz and The Bar (Sheamus and Cesaro)
Big E Lands the Big Ending and pins The Miz for the win.
Some MASTERFUL work by @mikethemiz baiting @WWEBigE during this PHYSICAL #6ManTag match on #SDLive! pic.twitter.com/kP2wb5zX3c
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
.@XavierWoodsPhD is really STEPPIN’ UP right now! #SDLive @WWECesaro @WWESheamus pic.twitter.com/wl7zqTcyNj
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Just, wow. #SDLive @TrueKofi pic.twitter.com/F9HB9j5URn
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
A BIG ENDING means a BIG VICTORY for #TheNewDay as they defeat @mikethemiz & #TheBar on #SDLive! @WWEBigE @XavierWoodsPhD @TrueKofi pic.twitter.com/GpKqHmbnLB
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – The pace of this match kept building and the last few minutes were incredible. Everybody got to look good, and the ending seemed like it could come at any moment. Well done by all six men.
Renee Young Backstage Interview with Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows
Gallows and Anderson are putting together a decent promo and as they get to the climax they hear static and turn to the monitor behind them, which changes to the Bludgeon Brothers who speak in their typical cryptic lines.
“Minds OBLITERATED. Souls CORRUPTED. Bodies LIQUEFIED. Prepare yourselves for The #BludgeonBrothers!”@LukeGallowsWWE & @KarlAndersonWWE are in for the fight of their lives at #MITB. #SDLive @ERICKROWAN @LukeHarperWWE pic.twitter.com/1fqWe8Bpqo
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Botch – Gallows and Anderson were doing well, but the Bludgeons were given too many lines again. They were scary and intimidating while being mostly silent at their beginning. Now they’re cheesy because they say these weird things and have to look at each other to get the timing of saying Bludgeon Brothers together.
Mandy Rose with Sonya Deville vs. Asuka – Carmella on Commentary
Asuka forces Mandy Rose to Tap Out to the Asuka-Lock. Carmella Stands Face to Face in the Ring with Asuka after the match, taunting her with the Championship.
Soak in #GodsGreatestCreation, @WWE_MandyRose… #SDLive 💛💛💛 pic.twitter.com/YpNwmLWugy
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
This is what friends are for? @WWE_MandyRose‘s best friend @SonyaDevilleWWE ATTACKS @WWEAsuka before the match even begins! #SDLive pic.twitter.com/7MhEgHjnK2
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
While @WWEAsuka tries to mount a comeback against @WWE_MandyRose, #SDLive #WomensChampion @CarmellaWWE wants to know:
How many #MITB Ladder Matches did @trishstratuscom ever win?! pic.twitter.com/KudTZmZQ0D
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
There’s no choice but to TAP to the #AsukaLock, and that is EXACTLY what @WWE_MandyRose just did! #SDLive @WWEAsuka pic.twitter.com/TqVZPTN4nl
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
#MellaIsMoney and @WWEAsuka is READY. #SDLive #MITB @CarmellaWWE pic.twitter.com/Qk3fM2L8hl
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Mandy Rose was impressive, and the attack from behind by Sonya Deville before the match was perfectly timed and unexpected. Having Rose get the better of Asuka for most of the match but unable to finish her, and then Asuka comes back to win in dominant fashion is actually a very subtle way of playing off of Carmella’s wins over Charlotte. Making it look like Carmella can’t get the same type of wins she got over Charlotte. Carmella and Asuka played the post-match stare down perfectly.
Charlotte and Becky Lynch Backstage
Charlotte and Becky start to divide over who is going to with the MitB match. Paige walks up and says she loves this competitive spirit, and reminds them of the past when all three were together as Team PCB. She then walks off leaving Charlotte and Becky puzzled.
Both @MsCharlotteWWE & @BeckyLynchWWE are ready to put friendship aside in the Women’s #MITB #LadderMatch! #SDLive pic.twitter.com/WNa0VKRMij
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
#SDLive General Manager @RealPaigeWWE likes the competitive fire she sees between @MsCharlotteWWE & @BeckyLynchWWE ahead of #MITB… pic.twitter.com/dSPC5JiOfE
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Well delivered, and it all made sense. Paige just coming in and bringing up the past out of nowhere was probably the best part.
Andrade Cien Almas Backstage
Almas is approached by Sin Cara who says it’s good to see him. Zelina Vega barges in and tells Sin Cara to leave Almas alone and that he’s a nobody. Sin Cara touches Almas’ shoulder and asks if she’s serious. Almas tells Sin Cara, en Espanol, to never touch him again.
Safe to say, @AndradeCienWWE isn’t interested in being friends with @SinCaraWWE on #SDLive… @Zelina_VegaWWE pic.twitter.com/1WTJkaUSav
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – Zelina Vega on point once again, and a nascent feud between Almas and Sin Cara has me excited.
Triple Threat Money In The Bank Qualifying Match – Daniel Bryan vs. Samoa Joe vs. Big Cass
Samoa Joe Wins Putting Daniel Bryan to Sleep in the Coquina Clutch. Big Cass Attacks Daniel Bryan After the Match.
There’s no time to waste as @WWEDanielBryan takes to the skies right off the bat in the main event of #SDLive! #TripleThreat @SamoaJoe @BigCassWWE pic.twitter.com/1FKh61EvWh
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
DOWN GOES JOE! #SDLive @WWEDanielBryan @SamoaJoe pic.twitter.com/7VchW9ArWH
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 30, 2018
The stakes couldn’t be higher as @WWEDanielBryan @SamoaJoe & @BigCassWWE battle it out for the FINAL spot in the Men’s #MITB #LadderMatch on #SDLive! #TripleThreat pic.twitter.com/KP6EQO33FN
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
YOU get a #YESKick! YOU get a #YESKick! #SDLive #TripleThreat @WWEDanielBryan @BigCassWWE @SamoaJoe pic.twitter.com/noXp9YTUQU
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 30, 2018
The prophesy reigns true.@WWEDanielBryan passes out to the #CoquinaClutch which means @SamoaJoe is your FINAL Men’s #MITB #LadderMatch entrant! #SDLive #TripleThreat @BigCassWWE pic.twitter.com/XOBzU99JW9
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
.@SamoaJoe is victorious, but it is @BigCassWWE who stands tall above @WWEDanielBryan. #SDLive #TripleThreat pic.twitter.com/jjHYxLk0mE
— WWE (@WWE) May 30, 2018
Bodyslam – A great main event with a really good rhythm and flow. I wasn’t sure if adding Big Cass would make this match better, but it worked well. Samoa Joe came across like the monster he should be, and Daniel Bryan is starting to be overwhelmed by his insurmountable odds. Everything is being set up in the right places for all men involved.